Book Cover I'm the Vampire, That's Why

I'm the Vampire, That's Why

of Michele Bardsley (Goodreads Author)

Series: Broken Heart #1

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Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I’m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I’m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O’Halloran, who’d generously offered his femoral artery to save me.But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can’t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids’ future is at stake
figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn’t mind finding myself attached to Patrick’s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment....

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Main Characters

Jessica Matthews Patrick O'Halloran

Book Details

  • Format Paperback
  • Pages 321 pages
  • Publisher Signet
  • Publication Date September 5th 2006
  • First Publication 09/01/06
  • Language English
  • ISBN 9780451219374
  • Edition Not informed
  • Category Other
  • Scenario ['Oklahoma (United States)']

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