Nightlight: A Parody
of The Harvard Lampoon
Series: Lampoon Parodies
Description
About three things I was absolutely certain.First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoonâs hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange eventsâEdwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!âBelle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
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Book Details
- Format Paperback
- Pages 154 pages
- Publisher Vintage
- Publication Date November 3rd 2009
- First Publication 10/28/09
- Language English
- ISBN 9780307476104
- Edition Not informed
- Category Fiction
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